You know what makes me sad... not Bill Simmons getting shutdown on PTI

Reverse Gatorade bath!

It's really way too early to tell if Rex Ryan is a great coach. Or even a good coach. But I like him because he does shit like this...

Imagine if you could just jump over people

It's gotta be weird to know that you can just jump over a person. This guy doesn't even think about running around him. Just straight over the top.

Confessions of a Yankee Hater #3: A-Rod laughing about how he should have been struck out

I hate the Yankees. Unfortunately, the universe does not. The Universe LOVES the Yankees. How else can you explain A-Rod getting broke on a nice pitch that was CLEARLY a strike. The umpire unforgivably calls it a ball. A-Rod was practically walking off the field.

So what happens? Of course, he crushes a ball to Connecticut. Of course he does.

Confessions of a Yankee Hater #2: I Hate Derek Jeter So Much This Actually Makes Me Happy

Now let me be clear, I HATE Derek Jeter. It's a blind an irrational hate. It's an envious hate. But it is a very, very powerful hate. That being said, I respect him. How could you not? He has a fistful of rings. He has a fistful of rings already and he'll probably stick around long enough to put some jewelry on the other hand. He says the right stuff, he's put up great numbers for the majority of his career and he commands respect. Even more, he manages to be a megacelebrity without oversaturating himself in the media (see: Ochocinco).

Now that we have got all that out of the way, let remind you, I HATE DEREK JETER.

Which brings us to this video. It's got me pretty excited. (better look on mlb.com)

Let's set aside the fact that this phantom "HBP" made a sound so loud that if it was a human being that this ball hit, that human would be dead. Michael Kay compared the sound to a titanium golf club. So... ya missed that one ump.

But I can't really blame the umpire in this case. He was duped. He was bamboozled by the classiest, most respectful ball player of this generation. How in the world could you expect The Captain, Derek Jeter, to FAKE his way on base. Jeter is a professional. Jeter plays the game the right way. Jeter does the jump-throw. THE JUMP-THROW! He bats over .300 every year. Why would he put on a show to get a base? WHY???

Because he has lost a step :)

Jets looked good

Why would football season be any different than baseball season?

4 angles of the US Open fight

Look, it's not cool to disrespect old people, and it's really not cool to throw them down two rows at Arthur Ashe Stadium during the US Open. But did you see that chick slap the guy? Do NOT touch my face. Ever. It's basically the only rule I have. If you slap my face, there will be a problem. I'd rather be punched then slapped. And also, while the old man is 75 years old, the woman was 49. That's not exactly in "respecting your elders" territory.

I think this guy actually played it pretty cool for getting slapped like that.