We can all relax, Hulk Hogan is NOT dead

Millions of males in their mid to late 20's held their breathe when they heard the news that Hulk Hogan, their childhood hero, pro-wrestling megastar had died. Drown in a swimming pool in a fit of despair is how the rumor dictated.

Fortunately Dixie Carter, of TNA Wrestling, was able to confirm that the Hulkster is alive and well despite a steady diet comprised of only HGH for the past 65 years. Rest well Hulkamaniacs! All is right with the world.